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Did you hear the one about the guy who had a policeman knock on his door early one morning? The guy just locked it and sat there in complete silence, hoping the cop would go away. Twenty seconds later, the officer knocked again, but the guy continued to ignore him. The knocking got louder, and more frequent, but the guy was determined not to move, hoping the policeman would go away.
Eventually, he decided to peek out the window, and the cop says, “I can see you in there, sir. Open the door.”
The man replies, “No way! You’re not coming in!”
And the officer says, “I don’t want to come in, I just want you to step out of the car.”